WORDS | MEANING |
| TESTICULATING:
| Waving
your arms around and talking bollocks. |
| BLAMESTORMING: | Sitting
around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed, or a project failed,
and exactly who was responsible. |
| SEAGULL
MANAGER: | A
manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and everybody
and then leaves. |
| ASSMOSIS:
| The
process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement - by sucking up
to the boss rather than working hard. |
| SALMON
DAY: | The
experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and
die. |
| CUBE
FARM: | An
office filled with cubicles. |
| PRAIRIE
DOGGING: | When
someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and peoples' heads pop
up over the walls to see what's going on. Also applies to applause for a promotion
because there may be cake. |
| MOUSE
POTATO: | The
on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. |
| SITCOMs: | Single
Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have
children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home
business". |
